The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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