I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
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it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
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dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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