just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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