Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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