guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
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Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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