dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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