I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
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You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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