I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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