he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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