Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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