Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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