Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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