We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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