I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
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You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
where are my eyebrows?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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