How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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