I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
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I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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