Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
She bit a glass in half.
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What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
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I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you