I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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