He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
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Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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