I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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