what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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