I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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