I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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