hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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