that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
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well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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