He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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