The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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