He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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