So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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