chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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