I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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