Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
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He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
And then he peed in my hair
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