so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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