North Korea, Best Korea!
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?