Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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