I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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