I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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