Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
We need to rekindle our bromance
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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