Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
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Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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