question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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