Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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