i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
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He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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