my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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