Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Its about making memories worth repressing
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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