1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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