no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
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well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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