You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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