i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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