So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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