Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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