He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
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I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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