This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
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I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
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