Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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